Name of the Month* Club

The other day I was sitting around watching a documentary about cheese, when a giant sasquatch opened the front door, ran through the living room, and darted its way out the back door. He soon after dissapeared in a bush in the back yard, never to be seen again. During this adventure through the house it must have bumped everybody's favorite naming machine. Which fired up for a brief second.

And now I bring you the NOTM:
Roger Cringlestein

The name-a-matron has been out of service for a while, but we almost have it up and running again. In the meantime we have rigged our old super Nintendo to handle the processing.

The new NOTM is Frank Magillacuddy, which as you may or may not know is my alter identity.

Well folks, we have put in a lot of hard work and it has finally paid off. The statistical analysis of the NamesDatabase has determined that this months NOTM is Buck Showalter......

..........BUCK SHOWALTER..............